“A ghetto’s a ghetto’s a ghetto.”

—Marcia C.

• Adele: I set fire to the rain
• Seamus:
• Adele:
• Seamus:
• Adele:
• Seamus: So I'm thinking we'll have a summer wedding.

benbarnesistheswanqueen:

#so basically if you’re in your 5th or 7th year you’re fucked because you’re not going to get your OWLs or NEWTs LOL #but that’s okay I mean you’ll only be stuck with no qualifications for life #at least you’ll be happy for now seeing as you can start the rest of your life today - #and by rest of your life I mean the boring tedium that WILL be your life #working in a shop #living in a squalid flat #because you never got your NEWTs #because you couldn’t sit for them #because I cancelled them LOL #Dumbledore out bitches #ruining lives since 1881

(Source: lekinkytwilighters)

thecatcherintheryebread:

“I read this cover to cover. Absolutely no information on killing mocking birds.”

New floor decoration.

Who needs friends when you’ve got the Internet?

(Source: club-kushi)

i-aint-bovvered:

Fact: nobody hates their life more than Robert Pattinson.

I love him sans the purple lipstick. 

Just chilling.

Finally something Harry Potter related on my dash that doesn’t make me want to cry in a corner!

(Source: jeanvaljeanralphio)

paagalsubtitle:

“I am a scissor.”

“Get up…get up, you wagger. I am a cashew nut extract.”

“The world is in the pocket. The sky is in the kerchief.”

(Dumm Dumm Dumm, 2001)

(submitted by Temple)

So many lolcakes.